Saturday, January 22, 2011

Top 10 Worst Haircuts In All Of Sports

After witnessing Kirilenko's monstrosity of a do last night. I started thinking I should do a list of the top 10 Worst Haircuts in sports. One stipulation is all players must be active. Without further a do the Rogues Lineup of the folically challenged.

10. Bacary Sagna
The Arsenal Right Back's middle parted blonde braids are truly horrific looking. I thought the French were stylish?
9. Brandon Jennings
This 80's throwback would make Big Daddy Kane proud. But it's not 88' and this haircut just looks stupid.

8. Tim Tebow

The former Heisman trophy winner looks like Frankenstein with his spiky jock mop. Seriously this haircut is so wretched that I'm not sure he looked worse after this rookie hazing incident.

7.Clay Matthews


My sister is going to kill me for this one but he looks like a member of your school's trench coat mafia chapter. His greasy blonde locks that fuel his Willow Smith style pregame celebration are only safe on a man of Clay's stature a vicious profession. Anyone else should get their ass kicked on principal.

6. Luke Harangody


Forget Tebow, Harangody is Frankenstein. Nuff said

5. Shawne Merriman

Steroids make you do crazy shit. This haircut would be one of them.

4 Ron Artest
This is just one of Ron's many haircut indiscretions Check out the google search for Ron Artest Haircut.

3. Andrei Kirilenko

I already stated my opinion yesterday on Kirilenko's flo-be. This haircut is just hilarious!

2. Steve Johnson

Merriman not only doesn't have the worst haircut on the Bills he doesn't even have the worst Mohawk on the Bills. He just looks stupid. Instead of blaming God on twitter maybe he should fire his stylist.

1. Jared Allen

 Where to begin.......Jared Allen's rocking 80's jock mullet is only rivaled in sports history by Jarimoir Jagr's in sports history. I think Jagr gets the age because he thought he was being stylish Allen thinks he funny. Or he thinks he's the jock in an 80's coming of age movie. In fact his hair is the second worst thing about the Vikings. The top spot isn't far away now that the worst is supposedly retiring. I also like that his hairline is receding it adds the touch of class that this mullet needs.

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